Ella Mary Jane

Dear Kids, When your mother tries to help you with your hair on picture day or tells you, you need to brush it a little bit more do not groan and cry and ignore her words and run outside of the house to school. We neglect the warning our mothers give us and we honestly don’t care about picture day when it rolls around, hey it takes a little time to take the damn picture but right afterwards you can find your friends and act like jackasses for the rest of the day right? fuck the picture right? You won’t buy it anyways right? Wrong. FUCKING WRONG. One day you’ll wake up and find that you have a dream that you want to pursue. You’ll do anything to look good while fulfilling that dream and one day let’s say like this guy here, you’ll look up and be a star. Someone a girl loves & looks up to. A fanbase will be made in your behalf and one day a girl with a sense of humor, who probably went to your school will post the most hilarious picture of you on that fan cafe and the whole world will see it. They will see the outcome of you ignoring your mothers warning , of not brushing your hair and they will laugh. They will laugh so hard that they piss themselves. So kids in conclusion. Please, please listen to your mothers and brush that shit down.

I LOLed till i couldn’t breathe!